The Life of a Lasagna Salesman.
 
 
 
I will paint the windows with your BLOOD.
Me upon first entering the van full of youths.
 
 

Dear Body,

I just wanted you to know how sorry I am for the stress I’ve put you through recently. But it’s over now, and we can go back to normal. In fact, we can go back to better than normal. This maybe a stretch, but is there any way you could stop reacting so violently?

 
 

Hey remember that time I decided to drive across the country and back in two days? Yeah, maybe you should remind me not to do that anymore. I’m getting kind of old.

Also, this apple tastes like butt.

 
 
Yesterday I drove across the country. Again. #manilovetravelling #roadtrip #lahlumwedding2012 (Taken with Instagram at Blue Eyes- Mika)
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Yesterday I drove across the country. Again. #manilovetravelling #roadtrip #lahlumwedding2012 (Taken with Instagram at Blue Eyes- Mika)

 
 
Went out with @theorganicginger to get sushi, and she loved it. Mine was so much better than hers though. #sushi #delicious (Taken with Instagram at Shooting Star- Owl City)
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Went out with @theorganicginger to get sushi, and she loved it. Mine was so much better than hers though. #sushi #delicious (Taken with Instagram at Shooting Star- Owl City)

 
 
 
 
redribbonroses: rude

redribbonroses:

rude

 
 
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
 
 
marcusto: warlick: alisonloves: Beware of Artists Actual poster from the mid-50’s issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy at the height of the Red Scare and anti communist witch hunt in Washington.  All artists were suspect. I concur with the sentiment but you all know the McCarthy story is bullshit, yes?  We are a shady bunch. I mean wanting equality is against the rules right?

marcusto:

warlick:

alisonloves:

Beware of Artists

Actual poster from the mid-50’s issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy at the height of the Red Scare and anti communist witch hunt in Washington.  All artists were suspect.

I concur with the sentiment but you all know the McCarthy story is bullshit, yes? 

We are a shady bunch. I mean wanting equality is against the rules right?

(Source: chrisbattleart)

 
 

(Source: myjetpack)

 
 
 
 
 
 
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